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Over zealous North Kirra news reader Nee Hi Lo introduces PDRNK Great Ibis Leader Ken Bong On to announce glorious plan to save Great Barrier Reef

7 Dec
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Great ibis leader of PDRNK Ken Bong On and the zealous news reader Nee Hi Lo

6 Dec
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Ibis tattoos – schoolies get dirty ibis cartoons

3 Dec

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Source: Facebook/ Crossfire Tattoos.

At least 10 school leavers have decided to please their parents by showing a tribute to Mozart and Coltrane, perhaps a passing phase or a step to becoming Hells Ibis. Read about this latest ritualistic dirty ibis worship here

 

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Mozart and Coltrane hit the media: Ibis resilience

24 Nov

So It Goes: Ibis resilience by Linda Muller

http://www.redlandcitybulletin.com.au/story/5043486/so-it-goes-ibis-resilience/

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My brother has had to cope with a bit of disappointment lately.

As the co-founder of the Bald Ibis Retribution Democrats (Ibis) party, he was hopeful of recognition at the forthcoming elections.

His is the political commentary of Mozart and Coltrane, both ibis nonsensical satirists with plenty to say about local and political issues.  Mozart and Coltrane stand for many things, but their strongest platform is that which is heavily littered with issues producing a  greater amount of rubbish.

It makes for an interesting family dinner party conversation.

Mozart and Coltaine, two ibises born from the dirty ibis clan of the Gold Coast, stand up for bird migration and  support dual citizenship for politicians, regularly quoting Tony Ibbit, Malcolm Ternbill and Canbill Newbird as reliable sources for material.

The unlikely feathered pair of ibis idealogists looks short term at issues, favouring for example a new cruise ship terminal for the rubbish it will most likely produce, despite uncertainty of a healthy future for birdlife.  If they were able to picket, their signs would ask that Do Not Feed the Ibis signs be abolished in picnic areas.

They also throw out the challenge to find a children’s lunch box they can’t hack, expressing their joy at children who carelessly leave lunch boxes unattended and often open for ibis to enjoy.

Most recently, Mozart and Coltrane visited the Birkdale refuse station as part of their political circuit, and my brother tells me they were inspired by the spectacular view to practice their mating ritual.

“The eagle may have been circling above, but we were there impressing ibis women with our fossick and forage footwork. It is no surprise that our dump odour is so exciting to ibis hens.  We especially find that when we visit Logan dump, but our feathers get a bit fluffed when we find some of the human species there are also attracted,” Mozart said.

Mozart said he believed the ibis behaviour was a self made conservation success story.

“Threaten the wetlands and it brings us out to the picnic areas and the schools and those al fresco restaurants. Seeing us around the bins makes people realise it’s important to get out,” he said.

“We did coin the term bin juice and it’s been tough watching others take the credit.  We didn’t think to patent it at the time.  And while we’re talking disappointment, we are still waiting for the paperwork from the Commonwealth Games.  Ibis for mascot,” he said.

See more on mozartandcoltrane.wordpress.com

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Dirty Ibis enjoy the convenience of the Browns Plains dump as a holiday destination

17 Sep

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Dirty ibis together we can take on the world

17 Sep

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Dirty Ibis Science and Art

12 Jul

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Published by Getamungstit magazine https://www.gugcstudentguild.com.au/getamungstit/

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AAAAARP OUT to ANDY CAP of SYDNEY

9 May

Big aaaaarrp out to Mozart and Coltrane fan Andy Cap from Bondi Sydney for these photos of ibis. Get a bent beak up ya Andy.
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Tribute to John Clarke… Drier than an ibis in a drought

10 Apr

John Clarke 2Sadly I admit my love of John Dawe’s comedy up until I heard about his death this morning has been random.

I couldn’t even say which channel I’ve seen him on. But the odd occasion that I chanced upon his brief appearances on TV I stopped there and laughed a lot.

I remember his dry wit and not-even-attempts at impersonations of drongos from today’s news, events and issues.

He was an inspiration to Mozart and Coltrane’s political satire, though I’m not sure that he would be proud to hear that.

He broke down the barrier between the arts and journalism, as he says John Lennon did in that song “I heard the news today oh boy…”

Here him talk about what made him creative and watch some Clarke and Dawe on TV – I mean Youtube.

Vale John Clarke – died of natural causes hiking in the Grampians too young.

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M&C comic for Getamungstit mag ‘identity’ edition

8 Apr

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