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Dirty Ibis Science and Art

12 Jul

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Published by Getamungstit magazine https://www.gugcstudentguild.com.au/getamungstit/

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X rated ibis poem

28 Jun

By Mic Smith

The ibis cloaca clitoris
There’s nothing quite like this
When two ibis mate
Its like bulls at two gates
UNK UNK UNK UNK
The passion at the dump
Waste flying with each cloacal pump
The male’s skill and finesse
To massage the ibis cloacal clitoris
To complete release
Is the reason so sleek
He has a bent beak

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AAAAARP OUT to ANDY CAP of SYDNEY

9 May

Big aaaaarrp out to Mozart and Coltrane fan Andy Cap from Bondi Sydney for these photos of ibis. Get a bent beak up ya Andy.
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Tribute to John Clarke… Drier than an ibis in a drought

10 Apr

John Clarke 2Sadly I admit my love of John Dawe’s comedy up until I heard about his death this morning has been random.

I couldn’t even say which channel I’ve seen him on. But the odd occasion that I chanced upon his brief appearances on TV I stopped there and laughed a lot.

I remember his dry wit and not-even-attempts at impersonations of drongos from today’s news, events and issues.

He was an inspiration to Mozart and Coltrane’s political satire, though I’m not sure that he would be proud to hear that.

He broke down the barrier between the arts and journalism, as he says John Lennon did in that song “I heard the news today oh boy…”

Here him talk about what made him creative and watch some Clarke and Dawe on TV – I mean Youtube.

Vale John Clarke – died of natural causes hiking in the Grampians too young.

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M&C comic for Getamungstit mag ‘identity’ edition

8 Apr

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#IBISLIVESMATTER

3 Apr

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Friendship is like a bin

15 Mar

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Annual General Meeting of the Ibis Bird Council to discuss anti-ibis sentiment in the community

10 Feb

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Australian White Ibis using its beak on the oyster flats

2 Feb
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Son of Ibis and the hipsters at the Burleigh Single Fin from Psalm 69 of the Ibis Bible of Waste Recycling

13 Jan

20170107_055621-2The hipsters of Burleigh sat on the hill

Imbibing the bread and wine of God

As Parko won the single fin contest.

The rabble of heathen hipsters cheered the locals.

The son of ibis walked onto the hill

Decrying (Aaaarping) the money lenders in the temple where the tinnies were sold

He overturned the tables searching for scraps in the temple of God

The son of ibis stood on an esky and shouted out that the hipsters were worshipping a false god,

Even if they had very appropriate beards

“You will spend eternity with everlasting sunburn and your waxed mustaches shall explode in flames and tickle your nostrils along with the bubbles of boutique beers.”

20170109_175151-2Then clouds parted and the sun shone on the Twin Towers of the Babel of Ibis

20170107_055514-2The Son of Ibis said “Behold”

And the hipsters on the hill and ibis stalking for scraps among the hipsters, eskies, blankets and buns beheld the vision of the bins.

The bounty of the blessed bins shone with the light of God.

The ibis repented and kneeled before the bins of the lord

And it was good.