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Over zealous North Kirra news reader Nee Hi Lo introduces PDRNK Great Ibis Leader Ken Bong On to announce glorious plan to save Great Barrier Reef

7 Dec
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Ibis for PM campaign

13 Jun
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Tony Ibbitt master of spin on Marriage Equality

7 Mar

George Brandis has announced a promise of a plebiscite on marriage equality – Lets flash back to how Tony Ibbitt avoided the issue on The Parky Warkinson Show.

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Australia Day Order of Australia Ibis Awards

26 Jan

img_2799.jpgAfter much deliberation at the ibis roost Mozart and Coltrane would like to announce the winners of the Order of Australia Ibis Awards.

Tony Ibbitt (Only half a term) for stopping the people smuggling while budgie smuggling himself

Bluewren Beakshop for the courage to recover quietly after losing her fabulous bouffant to a chopper blade after travelling from Canberra to Gold Coast for an ibis bin buffetIMG_0229

Rupert Murduck – for having excellent taste in Jerry Gull’s cloaca

James  Cloaca Packer Рalso for his excellent cloaca packing

Australian Ibis leader, Tony Ibbitt’s Christmas address to the nation

21 Dec
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Sneak preview: Australian Ibis leader Tony Ibbitt on Parky Warky Show

11 Aug


Stay tuned later this week to watch the entire interview as Tony Ibbitt talks with Parky Warky about launching (as not to be outdone by Treasurer Joe Duckey) his political biography “Go shit in your own nest”.

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Tony Ibitt’s book burning

22 Jun

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Ibis group SSPIT protests ugly port plans

9 Apr
Mozart and Coltrane, a local comedy ibis duo, want to SSPIT on council plans to wreck the Seaway with a big fat port

Mozart and Coltrane, a local comedy ibis duo, want to SSPIT on council plans to wreck the Seaway with a big fat port

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April 9, 2014

Stop Spit Port Ibis Team

Two lovely ibis have gone public about their disgust over plans to build a big rotten port in the seaway at the Southport Spit.

Mozart and Coltrane Ibis say they represent all of the beautiful Broadwater water birds, marine animals and plants when they say they don’t want a stupid port for a stupid love boat on the Gold Coast.

“We rarely get involved in anything but sanitation issues but the garbage about this port has gone on too long, which is why we formed a protest group called “Stop Spit Port Ibis Team” or SSPIT for short.

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“Bugger the bloody Spit Port idiots,” Mozart says.

“They can stick their filthy port idea up their cloaca,” says Coltrane.

The rubber fetish ibis say they haven’t done anything ethical for a long time, but they have been waiting for the right issue to bring out good old fashioned ibis ethics.

SSPIT says they want people to call the dirty port idea by a name that tells you how revolting it is, which is why the ibis have dubbed it the Spit Port.

“If a cruise ship ever comes near this place we are going to fill up on as much junk food and festering garbage dump juice as we can eat and spray that thing all day and all night,” Coltrane says.

SSPIT say they know that the awful port will bring more garbage for them to eat to the seaway but they care too much about the conserving the area to be motivated by pure self interest.

“We normally only think of ourselves but this is different. This is a marine garden of nature on the Gold Coast’s doorstep, it’s too valuable for our kids to risk,” SSPIT say.

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Hells Ibis: ‘Ingry’ Ibis

30 Jan

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The NZ import "Ingry" Ibis is the sargeant at arms of the mother chapter of the Hells Ibis outlaw motorbike gang on the Gold Coast. Hells Ibis members celebrate freedom, nonconformity to mainstream culture and loyalty to the biker group. Plus of course our civil liberties to raid bins and vacant cafe tables.

The NZ import “Ingry” Ibis is the sargeant at arms of the mother chapter of the Hells Ibis outlaw motorbike gang on the Gold Coast. Hells Ibis members celebrate freedom, nonconformity to mainstream culture and loyalty to the biker group. Plus of course our civil liberties to raid bins and vacant cafe tables.

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High Drama for Gold Coast Ibis

25 Nov

A still from the next exciting TV episode of Mozart and Coltrane

A still from the next exciting TV episode of Mozart and Coltrane


Stay glued to this spot for the next episode of Mozart and Coltrane Gold Coast Ibis. Its been a while since we did the last TV special so don’t miss the high drama in this one.