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Australian White Ibis using its beak on the oyster flats

2 Feb
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‘AARRRPPP OUT’ to Honorary Ibis birthday girl Lizzy Muller

13 May

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This “Aaarrpp Out” Happy birthday to you. Acting like a real ibis in this photo though not as deft as a real ibis at hoovering up icing from the bowl. On this day you join your brother Joe and I name you Lizzy Muller as a member of The Order of Australian Ibis. May your singing always be as beautiful as the Aaarrpps Taw Aws and Unks of the Ibis Choir at the dump.

 

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Mozart’s Grandma’s old sayings

27 Feb

An ibis in the lake is worth two in the bin…
You can take the ibis out of the lake, but you can’t take the lake out of an ibis…
Once an ibis always an ibis…
It takes an ibis to know one…
An ibis never falls far from the tree…

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Dreamworld Ibis

26 Feb

Honk out to John for sending this one in of a very cheeky ibis at cafe at DreamworldDreamworld ibis

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Coltrane’s doctor takes his bloodpressure

7 Feb
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Ibis last meal on deathrow

3 Dec

Mozart is a worrier. He can’t sleep because he is wondering what he would eat for his last meal if he was on death row. So he wakes up Coltrane and they look at every possible option together.

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Dirty ibis ride the G

3 Jul
Gold Coast Dirty Ibis, Mozart and Coltrane, catch a tram because they had a big night on medical waste at the Gold Coast Hospital. They feel too hungover to fly and too lazy to walk to the park at Cascade Gardens to sleep off their hangovers and steal some greasy food.

Gold Coast Dirty Ibis, Mozart and Coltrane, catch a tram because they had a big night on medical waste at the Gold Coast Hospital. They feel too hungover to fly and too lazy to walk to the park at Cascade Gardens to sleep off their hangovers and steal some greasy food.

Everyone is asking, “When can I ride the G?”
“When is the G going to start taking passengers?”
“When is the official launch day for the G?”
“When does the G start running”
“Why hasn’t the G started yet?”
Everyone but ibis want to know the answer to this question, because ibis have been riding the G for months and humans have been banned.
Dirty Ibis call it the Ibis Tram.

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Ibis group SSPIT protests ugly port plans

9 Apr
Mozart and Coltrane, a local comedy ibis duo, want to SSPIT on council plans to wreck the Seaway with a big fat port

Mozart and Coltrane, a local comedy ibis duo, want to SSPIT on council plans to wreck the Seaway with a big fat port

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April 9, 2014

Stop Spit Port Ibis Team

Two lovely ibis have gone public about their disgust over plans to build a big rotten port in the seaway at the Southport Spit.

Mozart and Coltrane Ibis say they represent all of the beautiful Broadwater water birds, marine animals and plants when they say they don’t want a stupid port for a stupid love boat on the Gold Coast.

“We rarely get involved in anything but sanitation issues but the garbage about this port has gone on too long, which is why we formed a protest group called “Stop Spit Port Ibis Team” or SSPIT for short.

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“Bugger the bloody Spit Port idiots,” Mozart says.

“They can stick their filthy port idea up their cloaca,” says Coltrane.

The rubber fetish ibis say they haven’t done anything ethical for a long time, but they have been waiting for the right issue to bring out good old fashioned ibis ethics.

SSPIT says they want people to call the dirty port idea by a name that tells you how revolting it is, which is why the ibis have dubbed it the Spit Port.

“If a cruise ship ever comes near this place we are going to fill up on as much junk food and festering garbage dump juice as we can eat and spray that thing all day and all night,” Coltrane says.

SSPIT say they know that the awful port will bring more garbage for them to eat to the seaway but they care too much about the conserving the area to be motivated by pure self interest.

“We normally only think of ourselves but this is different. This is a marine garden of nature on the Gold Coast’s doorstep, it’s too valuable for our kids to risk,” SSPIT say.

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Dump ducks

25 Mar

Juxtaposed between the stench of the dump and the Australian bush, Mozart and Coltrane’s minds connect and they realise they truly are “Dirty Ibis”.
Stay tuned the episode “Ambassador Ibis” is in post production and due very very soon aaaarrpp, uuuurrrkkk, taw aw.
Photo by Mic Smith
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Bieber ibis paparazzi

12 Dec

When Mozart and Coltrane are enjoying quality time together near Sea World, they notice they are being filmed. At first they think it could be David Attenbugger making a dickumentary, but then realise that the Gold Coast paparazzi are so stupid they could think that Mozart is Justin Bieber.